Barely a Gift Box is the perfect gift for those people on your list that you basically forgot about, or don’t care enough about to try too hard. Karen needs a present, but you could care less about Karen? Give her Barely a Gift Box and she’ll know exactly where she stands. It’s the perfect gift for those Facebook friends you only remember because of birthday notifications!
What to Expect from Barely a Gift Box:
- Utter disappointment inside a nice package
- Only enough effort to put things in a box, tape it up and ship it to your “friend” or “loved one”
- Gift items may include: 90’s happy meal toys, whistles, string, salt shakers, small figurines, random electronics from 2 decades ago, something I found on my way to work, cool pictures we printed off of the internet, shoestrings, something my dog chewed on
What’s Not Included in Barely a Gift Box?
- Thoughtful Gifts That Show You’re Thinking of Someone
- Items of Actual Value to be Treasured for a Lifetime
- The Satisfaction That Comes from Purchasing the Perfect Gift
Disclaimer: Barely a Gift Box is a product, of little to no effort, that you’re purchasing with the understanding that we care only slightly less than you do. Your gift box will include items, but only enough items so that the person receiving the package believes they received a gift. You’re spending money on someone, that’s all you need to know.
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